2003-04-28 - 8:19 p.m.
Goats are devious animals. They're always plotting an escape attempt. They look at you with that dumb expression and silly voice and you can see the wheels turning in their head. If I was a POW in a concentration camp I'd want a goat with me and then I'd stick close to it. If there was a way out they'd find it. They ought to be standard issue to each soldier. The ammount of time I spend trying to foil their plans makes me shudder.
I'll be walking around the pastures and see one where it's not supposed to be. I'll just scratch my head and wonder how it got out as I run it back in. I used to try to wait for them to go back in as I slowly moved towards them so I could see where it got out but they're too smart for that. They just run up and down the fence like they have no idea how they got in such a mess. They don't fool me though. I know they're waiting and watching for they're next chance.
